Dear Uncle Dave Example
For this example I will take and excert from todays The Sun newspaper:
"I am in a real mess, i've got 2 girls pregnant and im not in a relationship with either of them. i'm 22 and always been a jck the lad. I never use protection as i assume the girls would take care of it themselves. Now i have slept with 2 girls casually and both are pregnant. I'm sick with worry, what do i do?"
Stick your head between your knee's and kiss your arse goodbye. You are well and truly screwed. First of all, use a condom in future. We cant have your spawn populating this earth, we will all be doomed. Secondly, You prat. Thirdly, DNA tests once their born, if their yours, get another job. No wait, 2 jobs because your gonne need them. Good luck in that pit.
"I am in a real mess, i've got 2 girls pregnant and im not in a relationship with either of them. i'm 22 and always been a jck the lad. I never use protection as i assume the girls would take care of it themselves. Now i have slept with 2 girls casually and both are pregnant. I'm sick with worry, what do i do?"
Stick your head between your knee's and kiss your arse goodbye. You are well and truly screwed. First of all, use a condom in future. We cant have your spawn populating this earth, we will all be doomed. Secondly, You prat. Thirdly, DNA tests once their born, if their yours, get another job. No wait, 2 jobs because your gonne need them. Good luck in that pit.
posted by Craig at 12:22 PM
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